And Now for Observations Made in the Last Five Minutes

1. Drinking hot beverages is the only way to not die in pain from my throat feeling like I swallowed a porcupine followed by sandpaper followed by nail-polish remover followed by fire.
2. I can always tell when Frank's home because Cheese Doodles magically appear in the pantry.
3. Sitting in my desk chair staring at the wall is ten times more interesting than writing my article.
4. I am the worst procrastinator in the history of the world.